History is fun
You can learn from past mistakes
Biocemistry
There was once a crazy professor
Who could not stop staring at her dresser.
The students protested
She was later outed
There was once a crazy professor.
I'm flying around the house
And looking for some food to eat.
I see an apple!
I go and land on said apple and start to eat.
As I was eating a human approached me
With a weird green stick in his hand.
I say "Hi, wanna be friends-"
Splat!